- Salam, I am looking for a library, is there any nearby?
- Waalikom salam, umm you are looking for me
- A library please!!
- You mean like where they buy books and stuff?
- Yes!
- Books similar to those  the tourists carry?
- Yes, WTF, ( Yes, if you think that We dont read like they do, you've got some point)
- See, I am stylish and know style, next trafic light, turn left.
- Thanks!